T'Pol stands watch as Archer robs an ATM in Detroit circa 2004.
the difference between ds9 and enterprise is that ds9 will open with ‘hello my good friends who are hanging out at quarks ^-^ here’s some gossip anyway want to get dinner out sometime’ [THOOM BBBUBUBUBUHHHHHHH COMET] and ent will open with a horrific atrocity and be like it’s been a long road :)
where would be without those 60s housewives and their gay little kirk/spock fanzines. where would we fucking be
tos fans will be like "oh yeah my favorite episode is 'god is dead and we have killed him'" and then you go and watch it and it's got the goofiest makeup you've ever seen, a cardboard spaceship that looks like it was designed by a high school set construction crew on a major time crunch, jim kirk is shirtless the whole time,
want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons
