keptyn

_{you can punch me again}

_{clearly you want to}

kirkspocksmoved-blog

^{“I’ll cover you.” “Are you certain?” “Yeah, I gotcha.”}

starlions

hipster spock or sth

spicyshimmy

sorry but the star trek hipster au would be absolutely amazing

scotty’s that esoteric tech nerd who never looks up from his iphone because he swears by mac products and uhura makes all her own clothes and performs at local flea markets and sulu runs a program for urban gardens and chekov distills authentic vodka in the bathtub of his apartment and bones is that guy who lives in the hipster-fied neighborhood before it was flooded with hipsters cause he’s a volunteer doctor and makes no money and complains about their music and what they’re wearing and jim wears epic, epic amounts of plaid while staring meaningfully at the v reveal on spock’s soft blue consignment store sweaters wanting to touch his chest-hair

trekgate

Why must Riker mount, and dismount, every chair like that?