naughtyjimkirk

Imagine if, for some reason - maybe because of something he ate on a diplomatic mission - Jim’s come starts to glow in the dark, and they only find out after Bones has let him fuck his mouth in the middle of the night, and it’s all half asleep and sloppy, so half of his semen ends up in strings across Bones’ mouth and chin and neck. 

And Jim just runs his fingers through the lines and paints smudged fingerprints across Bones’ skin before licking up what’s left, making his lips glow in the same way that Bones’ is as he licks his lips to gather up the overspill.

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spockshair

my mom saw me setting my star trek hallmark christmas ornaments up and said, ‘you know, some people have a nativity. some people have baby jesus. you have spock.’ [x: video for the ones that talk—you don’t want to miss it]

t-high-la420

we’re gonna need to talk about the design of the ‘kirk in his chair’ ornament like, right now. ‘cause somebody must have put some srs thought into where he’d have to look so that he’d making that face right at the science officer’s station oh my frEakin god