This is exactly how i remember this episode. BTW the lamps are called the Ulkt and the shoe racks are called the Hnork.
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I sometimes masterbate to Thomas the train thinking he will ram into my pussy
i think ur supposed to ask me tmi questions but yanno whatever floats ur boat man
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Never gonna have spaghetti
o h
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Tmi Parmesan cheese has the same molecule as vomit
i just had some spaghetti with parmesan oh
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Tmi Tuesday: Got a blowjob at the movie theater bathroom during rush hour
that’s hardcore
Star Trek AU
↳In a post-apocalyptic world, Captain James T. Kirk is the leader of a specialized team created to fight zombies and keep them away from the shelters where the surviving population remains.
#OH GOD #I THINK MY HEART IS SHATTERING #BONES HAVING TO SHOOT JOANNA #I DON’T THINK HE’D EVEN BE ABLE TO DO IT #I DON’T KNOW #THOSE STEADY SURGEON’S HANDS #THEY MIGHT JUST SHAKE RIGHT OFF THEIR MARK #RATTLE AWAY WITH HIS BROKEN HEART IN THE BOTTOM OF HIS STOMACH (tags via gotnothinleft)
#you know jim’s the one that shot her instead #because he couldn’t lose both of them at the same time #so he shot joanna to save bones #WAIT NO WHAT IF NYOTA SHOT HER #BECAUSE SHE’S THE ONE THAT HAS THE GUTS TO DO IT#SHE LOVES JOANNA #/LOVES/ HER #BUT SHE KNOWS ALL TOO WELL WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR HUMANITY #SO SHE TAKES JOANNA DOWN SO NONE OF THE BOYS HAVE TO CARRY THAT BURDEN #and then leonard won’t talk to her for days #but jim thanks her the same night #he knows there was no saving jo just as well as he knows neither he nor bones could have shot her #SHIT SHIT SHIT NOW I WANT IT (tags via hollyandvice)
jim looks like a giant sock monkey in that stupid uniform
freezelsa
sometimes i’m sulu and sometimes i’m kirk
earlhofert
I want a Star Trek series that’s about the worst ship in the fleet, the type of people Starfleet can’t quite fire but can try their damndest to make go as far away as possible. Drunk captain. Low achieving lieutenants. First mate who’s just a little felonious. I want to see what kind of missions they’re given.