Anonymous asked:

of course i didnt miss the joke. i was playing the part of "wondering grandmother" and pretend ing to be completely oblivious

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Anonymous asked:

oh good he's a doctor. bet he makes lots of money. still a keeper

please tell me you didn’t miss the joke because it was comedy gold at its finest i was so proud

with all these follow forevers going around, i remember a few months ago when i made one when i reached 500 followers, and now i have more than twice that. i just want to say i love every single one of you even though im a dumb buttface, idk why you guys even stick around. I consider you guys like my crew and my blog is the ship and i’m the captain and we fly through space being hella cool. that sounds really stupid, it sounded better in my head o k im done talking

i hope all of you have an amazing new year!!!