the-macra

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups are like: *the bald one* *the slutty one* *telepathic counselor* *socially awkward warrior* *robot who can’t feel emotions* *his boyfriend* *milf with a medical degree* *teenage genius* *whoopi goldberg*