jonathanarcher

sisko: after spending so much time with dukat I’ve realised he is pure evil, like nothing I’ve seen before

garak:

jimkerk

ok new poll based on my previous post:

which starfleet position as a whole should be allowed to say fuck?

jimkerk

(new poll)

jimkerk

the results from the second poll are in! there were 666 responses, broken down below:

[id: a multicolored pie chart showing the results of the poll “which star trek position should say fuck?”. Chief Engineers have the biggest slice (32%), with CMOs second (30%) and Redshirts third (18%). The other positions all have less than 10% of the votes. /end id.]

again, hope this is legible; i omitted responses with only one vote each, and responses requesting a single character (amongst whom were found data, spock and neelix), which was beyond the scope of this study - although the computer did get 3 whole votes. 

other role suggestions included ambassador, everyone, and head nurse.

some respondents included additional comments in their answers, such as:

• redshirts but only immediately before their death
• redshirts but they only get to say it once like a pg13 movie 
• Transporter technicians, bc “FUCK! WE’RE LOSING THEM!” or alternatively “so and so has arrived… fuck…”

but these were manually amalgamated into the category they described.
i hope this has been informative, and that we can continue to do good science (fiction) in the future.

pien-art

what if we kissed in space….. and we were both given a het pairing without romantic chemistry……… haha ha jk………. unless 👀

yall wanted wlw, here they are 
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