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after counselor troi introduces data to ceramics, he decides to branch out into other 3D mediums. he starts to make abstract sculptures out of scrap metal that he collects from derelict vessels. after he creates several worf-sized humanoid figures (which now reside in his quarters like creepy guardians), geordi suggests that he work on smaller pieces.

“Maybe look into making jewelry. Rings and stuff. That way, it’ll take up less space, and some folks might want to take them home.”

data takes the suggestion literally. two weeks later, he presents geordi with an intricately woven, multi-colored band. 

“Oh, wow! This is really cool! Thanks, Data!”

“I am glad that you find the ring to be acceptable. How do you respond to my gesture?”

“Well… I think it’s very nice of you to make me a gift!”

“…Perhaps I have misinterpreted human courting rituals. Is it not standard practice to present a ring to the person you intend to marry?”

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I'm so glad my wife was there

[Image: the meme of a man hiding behind a woman in a yellow dress who has her arm around him and is pointing with two fingers at a woman in a blue dress in order to protect him from her. The woman in blue is labeled "Picard," the woman in yellow labeled "Troi" and the man labeled "Soji." End.]

Anonymous asked:

Hey, temporary unfollow until I'm caught up with Picard. Not for any reason other than that the blacklist system is borked quite badly.

Totally understand!

Anyone else feel free to do this!!!

Hmmmm it appears I should’ve stated that I tag all my picard posts with “star trek picard” and I tag spoiler heavy ones with “star trek picard spoilers” too so if you want to avoid spoilers from me you should blacklist those tags