lieutenantreed

okay but what if garak was never actually a spy and years of working in costumer service just made him Like That

startrek-villain

Plain and simple Garak aboard the USS Enterprise is such funny thought....

Specifically I'm thinking about him staring down Guinan.....unstoppable force meets immovable object.......both smiling....

1-800kanye

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

lupinelolita

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

trekmemes

love how the enterprise-d crew is just the biggest bunch of Dork Nerds in the galaxy. the relative social abilities score of everyone is -5 but since they’re all socially impaired it barely registers unless data (-7) shows up to slightly unnerve people. the national sport is 3-D chess. everyone has some obscure-ass virgin hobby like Shakespeare Bowling (try to recite an entire sonnet by memory before the ball hits the pins). the ability to perform classical music or paint portraits makes you unbearably sexy. everyone is perpetually doing a research project on a topic absolutely nobody else in the universe cares about. puzzle-solving video games are the drug of choice. grave interpersonal misunderstandings are generally worked out via LARPing and/or live theatre. there’s not a single ounce of Chad Energy aboard the ship except for Guinan, bless her.