Hi my name is Data and I have slicked-back dark brown hair and piercing yellow eyes like my cat Spot’s and a lot of people tell me I look like Dr. Soong (AN: if u do not know who he is get da hell out of here!). I am not related to Geordi La Forge but I wish I was because he is a major fucking hottie. I am an android but I am fully functional in a wide variety of techniques. I have pale white skin. I am also a poker master, and I work on a magic ship called The Enterprise in space where I am in my seventh year of service (I am seventeen). I am not less perfect than my brother Lore (in case you could not tell) and I wear mostly black when I am off duty. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black turtleneck with matching black pants and black combat boots. I was walking outside the Captain’s Ready Room. It was dark as it always is in space so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Starfleet Admirals stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.