Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”
is sulu texting
i bet sulu texts scotty down in engineering to talk about the drama czar he has to sit next to all day
[text] drama czar is at it again
[text] aye? can you record it? or patch in audio
from the bridge to engineering?
[text] i can try. let me ask if recording dewices
were inwented in russia
[text] now you're just being mean, laddie
[text] ten credits say i can get him to tell spock a joke
[text] I want to be on the bridge for this. wait five
minutes, I'm on my way




















