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Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!

Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!

In this course you will learn such techniques as…

  • The double fist shake
  • The naughty kitten
  • The cultural appropriation
  • The self bitch slap
  • The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
  • The nipple hardener
  • The sweaty declaration of self
  • The “this wall is amazing”

And many more!

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