you just KNOW that with jim kirk’s first child, bones plans to spend hours and hours and hours with that baby saying “dammit, jim” over and over and over again to up the odds that those are baby’s first words
baby: d- da- d- daaa
jim: what is it? dada?
baby: da-
jim: omg pls say dada omg i can’t wait to tell spock
baby: daaaaaaaaaaaaa-
jim: c’mon sweetie, say “dada”
baby: dammit jim
jim: B|















