datathestarfleetofficer
starbashir

being a trek fan is hilarious bc u can point at a barely human looking character and say "yeah thats blorp from the planet zeep and they're so fuckable" to fellow trek fans, but if u said that to non trek fans u would end up on an fbi watchlist

Source: starbashir#:/#If you go into my quarters and examine the bulkhead next to the replicator#you'll notice there's a false panel#behind that panel is a compartment containing an isolinear rod#If I'm not back within 78 hours#I want you to take that rod#... and queue it
9 months ago with 1,293 notes
thylekshran
inthewayoutthere

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

dragontatoes

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

inthewayoutthere

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

peregrineggsandham

What’s your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of “1929 in Wales” now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

Source: inthewayoutthere#Augustinian theodicy#:/
1 year ago with 94,385 notes
electrictype
horrorlesbians

i feel like everyone at some point in life has bought an article of clothing because it is/reminds them of something a fictional character wears or something they may wear, and i’m extremely curious what that others have bought. i have one of the exact green jackets will wears in hannibal

Source: horrorlesbians#oh i would do this all the time back in like 2012 when i was even more embarrassing akdhhdka#i bought this green button up dress blouse that had black accents#and wore it with this thick gold crescent neck less#necklace* ok autocorrect???#and that was my loki outfit#aldhdhjanabs#i’ve bought a shirt with watermelons because of garak#there’s more but that loki one is very vivid in my memory because i told my boyfriend at the time that it was my loki outfit#and he laughed at me#:/#oh i’ve bought these cute shoes that reminded me of aziraphale
2 years ago with 49,160 notes

uuuuuuuuuhh so they’re growing this fully sentient clone trip so they can harvest something from him to save real trip even though they know this clone is going to die in 15 days……. yikes

#em watches ent#text#:/
2 years ago with 13 notes

i know we’re in the middle of a pandemic so this is literally impossible rn but wow do i wish i had a group of irl friends that shared the same interests and are all weird and we don’t care :/

#:/#text#personal#it’s literally so impossible to make friends in your 20s lol#but also i suck at making friends#i have terrible trust issues because of past friendships#and i feel like i get too obsessed so then i’ve forced myself to barely say anything#idk i just suck#plus it’s hard for me to keep up with everyone
2 years ago with 43 notes

my coworker just sent a tr*mp jr post to our instagram group chat and fgudwjksgfewd like she’s SERIOUS… what do i do hduwkjdgf YIKES GIRL

#same girl who put a trump post in her story#who had the corona party#who still goes to her church#who is anti vax#and like they are all like that!!!!#the was a post of him saying that businesses shouldn't stay closed because flattening the curve is working but we cant stay closed until#the virus is all gone#like.... dude we are not even at the peak of the curve#we are at the point where people are going to be saying exactly that#and thinking 'we were over reacting'#like..... things are not under control yet#me: thank god im moving soon so i dont have to be around those type of people#also me: is planning to move to floride#florida*#:/#text
3 years ago with 17 notes