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Is this a print ad for Radio Shack?

NO OMG

I REMEMBER THIS

THIS WAS IN PARADE MAGAZINE

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL I CUT IT OUT AND HUNG IT ON MY WALL

okay no I was going to let this go but every time I see it I just have to stop what I’m doing and laugh for ten minutes

  • bob picardo’s ultimate Dad pose
  • roxann is wearing velour which was cutting edge fabric probably
  • i’m pretty sure i had that keyboard
  • why? is the palm pilot thing under a dome? is it a security dome because there are only ten in the world!? does it need its own ecosystem to survive??? what is happening
  • looking at kate and robbie makes me think it’s possible this whole spread was in a clothing & lifestyle mail order catalog and not parade magazine after all
  • look at jennifer’s hands she looks so uncomfortable i want to get her out of this terrible photo shoot
  • is ethan phillips under quarantine?? what the fuck is happening there? is he supposed to be in a PHONE BOOTH? to use his CUTTING EDGE cell phone? did we not know how cell phones worked yet!? the x-files had been on for two years already get it together
  • garrett wang what the fuck is that a hi-top made with cutting edge hair pomade or what’s happening here
  • tim russ is just limbs and a head what was happening in this wardrobe department? did an all-black memo go out by CUTTING EDGE email and tim roxann and jennifer only check their email once a week because that dial-up’s by the minute ok and where i lived you had to call long distance because the other side of the goddamn county was a long distance telephone call YOU DON’T KNOW OUR STRUGGLES OKAY I WOULD HAVE MURDERED SOMEONE FOR A WEBCAM

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i should change my icon on bspine’s birthday to the worst picture of him that exists which imo is definitely that cursed pic of him on a horse but im open to suggestions 

GOTTA see that horse pic

i had to hunt it down but here it is

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this is THE most terrifying image to ever exist i’m willing to bet my life on it. there’s no context. there’s no reason for this to be made at all. this conveys an emotion that cannot be described 

look upon this image and feel despair