Is this a print ad for Radio Shack?
NO OMG
I REMEMBER THIS
THIS WAS IN PARADE MAGAZINE
I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL I CUT IT OUT AND HUNG IT ON MY WALL
okay no I was going to let this go but every time I see it I just have to stop what I’m doing and laugh for ten minutes
- bob picardo’s ultimate Dad pose
- roxann is wearing velour which was cutting edge fabric probably
- i’m pretty sure i had that keyboard
- why? is the palm pilot thing under a dome? is it a security dome because there are only ten in the world!? does it need its own ecosystem to survive??? what is happening
- looking at kate and robbie makes me think it’s possible this whole spread was in a clothing & lifestyle mail order catalog and not parade magazine after all
- look at jennifer’s hands she looks so uncomfortable i want to get her out of this terrible photo shoot
- is ethan phillips under quarantine?? what the fuck is happening there? is he supposed to be in a PHONE BOOTH? to use his CUTTING EDGE cell phone? did we not know how cell phones worked yet!? the x-files had been on for two years already get it together
- garrett wang what the fuck is that a hi-top made with cutting edge hair pomade or what’s happening here
- tim russ is just limbs and a head what was happening in this wardrobe department? did an all-black memo go out by CUTTING EDGE email and tim roxann and jennifer only check their email once a week because that dial-up’s by the minute ok and where i lived you had to call long distance because the other side of the goddamn county was a long distance telephone call YOU DON’T KNOW OUR STRUGGLES OKAY I WOULD HAVE MURDERED SOMEONE FOR A WEBCAM
this is an excellent picture on its own but lets not ignore the contents of that magazine
thought u could hack my webcam and record me?? jokes on u CIA all u gonna get is my brand new dell computer w/ an AMAZING 2.1GB hard drive
when ur parents wants u 2 socialise but ur busy faxing memes 2 ur friends w/ the lastest pda
when ppl ask to use ur brand new photo scanner but u arent done scanning ur collection of cat pics yet
waiting 4 the computer 2 start up so u can show off ur latest – and bestest –photoshops
being the only one in ur friend group w/ a printer and everyone always wants to use ur printer so u decide to just carry it w/ u wherever u go
getting the latest cd-roms before anyone else
when it friday and u decide u deserve that pizza so u call the pizza place to order ur favourite pizza
and jennifer…. continues to look uncomfortable. someone save her
U want CD-roms, man? I got CD-roms.
What do you want? Yellow CD-roms? White CD-roms? CD-roms that’ll get you through the night? I got it all, man.