plot twist: humanity learns from its history
Snippets from The Most Awkward Interview In Existence.

it was only logical


Beam us up, Scotty.
"Attention, crew of the Enterprise. This is James Kirk. Mr. Spock has resigned commission and advanced me to acting captain. I know you’re all expecting to regroup with the fleet, but I’m ordering a pursuit course of the enemy ship to Earth. I want all departments at battle stations and ready in ten minutes. Either we’re going down or they are. Kirk out.”
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course heading, captain?
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Whenever you think you have it bad, remember that from 1982 to 1984 people were made to believe Spock was dead



