picture the most serious character that you know of
now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs
i s2g have you two even watched this movie
Hope remains.
Crack AU #15
an AU nobody ever asked for, ever
starring
Chris Pine as “The Beard": He was clean-shaven on the day his first book of poetry was published, before an assassination attempt and a five-year coma made him miss his reading and cocktail party that night. Now, he, his coma beard, and his tangerine tracksuit are out for bloody vengeance.
Zachary Quinto as “Eyepatch McStylin": They call him Eyepatch because he wears an eyepatch. And they call him McStylin because when he killed the guy who took his eye, he took the guy’s fedora in return, and he worked that fedora, man. He worked it hard. His look was on point.
Karl Urban as “Karl Urban": Hey, is that Karl Urban? I know him from that other movie! I didn’t know he was in this one! He was pretty good in Dredd.