She wears short skirts
I wear gold shirts
She’s cheer Captain
But I’m Captain of the USS Enterprise suck it

tag yourselves i’m suffering incarnate

tag yourselves i’m suffering incarnate
Anonymous asked:
A friend of mine got a TNG style commbadge tattooed on her chest. She showed me not long after we met. I introduced myself at school cuz I overheard her talking about Star Trek with another friend. Mentally I was like..."Why are you practically showing me your breast?"
idk what i want as a tattoo like i don’t think i want something as obvious as an insignia or comm.… idk idk
That is the plot of like 75% of TNG episodes I swear.
I couldn’t control myself I’M SORRY!!!! also here’s the video if you haven’t seen it yet
She wears short skirts
I wear gold shirts
She’s cheer Captain
But I’m Captain of the USS Enterprise suck it


Whoops forgot to posted this here! Kirk x2

l OOK AT T HIS GEM I FO UND IN M Y FILES
Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”
is sulu texting
i bet sulu texts scotty down in engineering to talk about the drama czar he has to sit next to all day
[text] drama czar is at it again
[text] aye? can you record it? or patch in audio
from the bridge to engineering?
[text] i can try. let me ask if recording dewices
were inwented in russia
[text] now you're just being mean, laddie
[text] ten credits say i can get him to tell spock a joke
[text] I want to be on the bridge for this. wait five
minutes, I'm on my way