#but also what about a cutthroat kitchen au
IMAGINE!!!!
spock would be smart until bones pissed him off and then he’d spend 12,000 to take away bones’ seasonings
kirk wouldn’t be in it to win it he’d just be there to sabotage (pun intended) his friends. he’d spend all his money just to make bones cut/cook everything with everything with tiny plastic barbie utensils.
everyone would try to sabotage jaylah bc she’s probably the biggest threat but she somehow always manages to make it work.
i also feel like chekov would be the one to look into their basket and realize he didn’t pick up one of the main ingredients of the dish.
sulu is alton brown
Sulu shuts Jim in the pantry every round bc he takes too long. By the last round he makes Jim pay $1,000 to get out.
Jim blows all his money to make Spock wear a cone of shame while cooking and to make Jaylah have to prep in a kiddie pool.
Jaylah makes Jim run on a treadmill while prepping. He forgets flour for the biscuits and gravy round.
Sulu: “Spock I said etouffee not creme brûlée”