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decode your teen's texts!

lol: lust over laforge
omg: old man garak
ffs: fun for sulu
irl: is really locutus
wtf: worf there's food
idc: it's data's cat
ok: odo kinkshaming
tmi: t'hy'la my idic
hmu: holodeck-made uhura
tfw: those fucking whales
af: assimilate ferenginar
brb: bashir regrets banging
lmao: leaving me after o'brien
gtfo: get tuvok ferengi oil
rofl: ready omicron-theta for landing
ily: i lost yar
gtg: gorn-to-gorn
tfti: tarsus famine that's indefinite

lol: lust over laforge omg: old man garak ffs: fun for sulu irl: is really locutus wtf: worf there's food idc: it's data's cat ok: odo kinkshaming tmi: t'hy'la my idic hmu: holodeck-made uhura tfw: those fucking whales af: assimilate ferenginar brb: bashir regrets banging lmao: leaving me after o'brien gtfo: get tuvok ferengi oil rofl: ready omicron-theta for landing ily: i lost yar gtg: gorn-to-gorn tfti: tarsus famine that's indefinite

Anonymous asked:

It's an old creepy-pasta: "So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is 'wut r u doing wit my daughter?' U tell ur girl n she say 'my dad is ded'. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?" (this is the part where you post the picture of Data with the phone in his chest)

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