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I’VE BEEN FRANTICALLY TWEETING ABOUT THIS ALL MORNING BUT HERE ARE ALL MY “THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN” star trek series ideas:

- alexander rozhenko, summer camp counselor

- two ensigns get stuck in a galaxy-class ship’s luxury bathroom for a full series

- starfleet academy’s terrifyingly dedicated and obsessive marching band corps

- something about garak’s post-canon political career??? 

- elderly quark finally gets a moon and tries to build a theme park on it. MEETS FAILURE ALONG EVERY STEP OF THE WAY

- star zek

- fake reality tv series where every contestant but one person is a weyoun

- the adventures of lwaxana (this would require time travel or recasting lwaxana, but that isn’t an option, so)

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Ms. Frizzle *in a star fleet uniform* “battle stations everyone”

We never violated the Prime Directive at my old school…

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I did the thing…

Yes this is exactly what I had in mind

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My Aesthetic

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Women of Star Trek with long titles.

-Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.

-Major Kira Nerys of the Bajoran Militia and the Starbase Deep Space Nine.

-Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation Starship Voyager.

-Seven of Nine Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One.