Anonymous asked:

sending Functional Package Delivery Tracking System energy your way in these troubling times my friend

you literally manifested, manipulated, maneuvered fedex because i just checked and now my package is at the facility the town over so thank you

redshirtrights

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"If you try to knock me you'll get mocked,
I'll stir fry you in my wok,
your knees'll start shakin' and your fingers pop,
like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock"

y'all….. my city was having a fall festival yesterday and my boss had me do facepainting outside for it and I had a sign of like 8 different things I’d do but this like 15 yr old kid comes up with his mom and asked me if he showed me a picture of something, would I be able to do it…. and I’m like “well it depends how difficult or simple it is” because I’m thinking he’s gonna show me like idk spiderman or batman or some shit but he pulled up a picture on his phone and hands it to me and it’s literally one of those fuckin trolls from honestuck and I was like “uuuuuh I guess I can try to paint ur face like that” and he was super hyped and I was like “oh yeah…. I know of homestuck” and man, saying that was a mistake

callthecthulhusanddragons

I need me some of that space future armor.

Here’s the JPL post with more info!

“We are just scratching the surface of what’s possible,” Shapiro-Scharlotta said. “The use of organic and non-linear shapes at no additional costs to fabrication will lead to more efficient mechanical designs.”

My favorite thing about this is that it’s basically what Klingon armor looks like.

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The future is now and it’s Klingons.