star trek weedcanons
tng edition
picard: herbal medication. has a prescription. its to lower his blood pressure.
deanna: high 24/7 when she’s not on the job. keeps suggesting to others the therapeutic benefits of a good joint
riker: has never smoked weed in his life. only vapes. wears shitty weed socks anyway
beverly: has smoke sessions with deanna where they eat a lot of ice cream and smoke incredibly fancy strains of weed. they spoil themselves
pulaski: smokes openly in the medbay
and when people call her on it she claims its for her arthritis.
data: gives himself a virus trying to download a cyberweed program because he wants to experience drugs.
geordi: helps data download cyberweed and helps him delete the virus. only smokes bowls
wesley: smoked weed once but almost died. is banned for life
worf: has never touched a blunt in his life. ultra straight-edge. everyone hides their weed from him
at
all times.
q: will only appear with a blunt in his hand. never seen
actually smoking it
