I KNOW RIGHT? ? ????? ?? ? ??  like i am scrEAMING !!!!!!

like idk what the situation could even be like .. . 

are they on an away mission with like kira, jadzia, and miles but they crash on a planet and everyone but julian and garak are taken prisoner and in order to save then they have to pretend to be dating for some dumb reason ??? ?? 

or are they in a holosuite program julian designed but then it malfunctions and idk they just. .. .. have to fake date. .. .  in order to end the program. .. . or somehting ?? ? ?/ 

or does sisko just call them into his office and is like i need y’all to fake date because blah blah blah 

i just dO NOT EVEN CARE WHAT THE SITUATION IS I JUST NEED. IT.