I wonder if Jim ever tried to pinch Spock on St. Patrick’s Day? Jim of course is wearing the green wrap shirt.
“Commander. You’re not wearing green.”
“That is correct, Captain. As I am a Science Officer, I am wearing the Starfleet Regulation blue uniform.”
“Spock. Its St. Patrick’s Day. You’re not wearing green. I have to pinch you now, Commander. Its the rules. Even the First Officer isn’t above the rules, right?”
Spock considers.
“I see…”
Very quickly, Jim dashed to the science station and gives Spock a good pinch and grins.
“I had not finished, Captain. It may be true that /i am not wearing any green clothing, however, since I am Vulcan, my blood is copper based, giving it a green hue. I am sure you, Captain, are aware of the traditional punishment when one pinches another on this day who is in fact wearing green?”
Jim pales.
“It is reciprocation of the ‘pinch,’ isn’t that correct?” Spock stares at Jim who is starting to turn a bit green himself. “After all, Jim, it is the rule. And the Captain is not above the rules, correct?”
Before Jim can even try to run, Spock sends him to the floor with a nerve pinch.






