bluespock-blog asked:

Imagine Quark deciding to try Terran oatmeal one day. Imagine him sitting at behind his bar, waiting for Odo to show up just as he always does toward the end of his security shift. Imagine Quark perfectly timing the replicator to give him his bowl of the second that he sees the obnoxiously familiar muddy brown uniform out in the corner of his eye. (1/2)

(2/2) Imagine Odo sitting down at the bar in front of him, waiting for Quark to speak to him–to entertain him with his usual dabble of morally questionable capitalistic goals and exploits–but Quark says nothing. He just looks Odo dead in the eyes, and begins to eat from his perfectly-crafted replicator grade bowl, one spoonful of mushy light brown goo at a time.

i can’t believe quark eats odo out