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The official ds9 “who can cook” analysis by me, your favorite jew

Sisko: duh we know he’s the food dude
Jake: knows his way around a kitchen but has a wicked eclectic taste in food that only he enjoys
Nog: nog is definitely the “GET OUT MY KITCHEN IM CONCENTRATING”-type who only cooks from recipes and reads the directions five times over before he even washes his hands
Rom: has moogies secret tubegrub recipe, can’t cook anything that isn’t ferengi
Quark: not too shabby surprisingly
As a bartender he usually only ends up eating his customers leftovers because he’s disgusting so when he cooks for himself he goes the extra mile to make sure it’s just how he wants it
Kira: doesn’t read recipes or measure ingredients or time anything but somehow comes up with decent little things that she eats throughout the day instead of three meals
Bashir: Julian Bashir, who is banned from touching anything besides a replicator, once set obrien on fire
Obrien: has never seasoned anything in his entire life
Worf: lives off of the trek equivalent of hot pockets
Dax: tried making pasta dropped the pot before she even got to the stove slipped on the water and had a weird bruise on her forehead for at least a week afterwards
Odo: he doesn’t fucking eat but he cooks for Kira sometimes and does everything very carefully and precisely and basically dances around the kitchen as he does so
Ezri: alternates between spoonfuls of soup and shots of peptobismol
Scared of stoves

O'Brien would also be the type to drown everything in ketchup.  Fancy steak? ketchup.  Eggs and bacon?  ketchup.  Tempura? ketchup (but only when keiko’s not looking).

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