I went to buy shoes for my costume and I didn’t want to take the wig off so I went to Payless with makeup and all and I ran into one of my coworkers and she was so surprised she didn’t even recognize me I think I shocked her omg I’m so embarrassed omg
okay but for real jim kirk would be one of those dads. a kid trotting up to him like “dad, i’m hungry.”
"hi hungry," jim replies. "i’m dad."
a one-quarter vulcan kid trotting up to him. “dad, i am experiencing the sensation of hunger.”
"hi, experiencing the sensation of hunger," jim replies. "what a mouthful. why didn’t we name you something shorter? anyway, i’m dad. no need to be so formal."
Dammit jim I’m the doctor man
