vulcannic

kirk: i hate klingons spock: captain no that is illogical and counterproductive to creating a better future uhura/chekov: *uncharacteristic generalized racism toward klingons* gorkon, dying: DO NOT LET THIS SPEAK FOR YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION CAPTAIN bones: *tries to help and gets fucked over* I WAS 3 MONTHS FROM RETIREMENT W HAT THE FUK general chang: *hissing like a snake* EXCELLENT worf: *makes a cameo but fails to defend kirk and bones in court* kirk/bones: wELL FUCK martia: yo i can get you off the penal colony but first i have to kinkshame kirk and his selfcest fantasies kirk: *gets beamed aboard* sPOCK HOLD MEEEEE spock: well gang, looks like we've got this mystery just about figured out valeris: and i would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling science officer and your illogical human husband! kirk: *kills general chang and then crashes the peace conference* #NOTALLKLINGONS the federation: we agree with your point... starfleet: ...but we're decommissioning you all spock: go to hell kirk: hopefully the next generation won't fuck this up like we did