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i present a spirk au:
cavehags asked:
ok but here's my big question: what does every member of the bridge crew bring to a potluck? bones has peach cobbler and bourbon, obviously
sjflkansdfljaslsd-deactivated20 answered:
kirk either hosts the party or is surprised by the party and thus brings nothing except his charm & good looks - no one complains
chekov is supposed to bring appetizers but forget and hastily replicates bagel bites when he gets there. an ancient delicacy inwented in russia
spock and uhura collaborate and make vegetarian chili and spock is quietly proud that people like it like :3c and uhura punches him affectionately on the shoulder and he immediately resets to >: |
sulu brings dessert. i just get a vibe that that man could make a good lemon square or a blondie
bones and scotty are signed up for side dishes but both bring hard liquor instead and squabble about who made a mistake but ultimately everyone is too drunk to care