Data Trash™

me: I don’t feel good I need to go home

boss: of course, rest and feel better!

*goes home and actually starts to feel better*

me: wow I can’t believe I was faking it his whole time how could I do this I hate myself

#my smart brain cell: you werent feeling well and then point of going home to rest is to feel better #it only makes sense that you start to feel better when youre at home to rest #youre not faking sick #my dumb brain cell: how could you leave them short handed at work #and now youre sitting at home feeling better???? fucker ur faking it the whole time #the only thing ur good at is inconveniencing people fuk u #actually me: this is fine #i honest to god hate my dumb brain so much #let me rest!!!!! stop making me hate myself and everhthing i do please!!!!! for one second im begging!!!!!#text