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i’m going to walk down the aisle to the star trek theme and i’m going to be crying. Not because i’m marrying the love of my life, but because star trek

#but stop there's more #i look down the aisle #there's a cardboard cutout of chris pine #what is this?#guests are freaked out #i'm still crying #but then actual chris pine appears #we get married #the crowd goes wild #i walk back up the aisle with a chris pine on both my arms #we get to the reception and we bounch bouce bounce and bounce #/read in jean ralphio's voice/#text