Lost episode of ds9: a new alien that only communicates through pec muscle movements and no one on the station can talk to them because they’re not shredded except garak who was able to have a 3 hour conference with them with just his bobbies

Sub plot: miles lost his favorite space pen and spends the entire episode looking under the couch for it

Sub sub plot: quark slips on a bar of soap in the shower but it turns out to just be odo messing with him