Y'all I just had the wildest subway experience and I’ll tell yah about it when I charge my phone
Ok so I fell asleep before I could post the story but long story short a group of flamboyantly gay dudes came onto the subway and sat down next to me and this one dude kept trying to tell one of his friends about the power of pussy and how “punammy” (?) rules the world and that women are strong. Which I didn’t have that big of a problem with but I was afraid he was going to fall on me. And then he pointed to me and mike and was like “she got that punammy! He gonna get that punammy or he will be evil!” Except his words kept slurring and he just kept doing that to other people too, and then his friend was a trump supporter and wasn’t having any of it but they were also all very very drunk and then the one dude said the reason Michael Jackson and Prince died was because they “did get any punammy” and that’s when mike and I left lol