Anonymous asked:
honestly if soongs the kind of person to sit over a pile of dicks for days on end to get it /just right/ u will never convince me data doesnt have the ability to ejaculate (and probably self lubricate imo) its probably some ridiculous flavor or color too cus i mean why not if ur making a perfect being u might as well make every bit of them appealing
“some ridiculous flavor or color”
idk why but it’s 2am and all i can think of is that purple and green ketchup and now i want to glue my eyelids shut








