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honestly if soongs the kind of person to sit over a pile of dicks for days on end to get it /just right/ u will never convince me data doesnt have the ability to ejaculate (and probably self lubricate imo) its probably some ridiculous flavor or color too cus i mean why not if ur making a perfect being u might as well make every bit of them appealing

“some ridiculous flavor or color”

idk why but it’s 2am and all i can think of is that purple and green ketchup and now i want to glue my eyelids shut

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Oooh I like this concept! though now I can’t stop thinking about dr. Soong hunched over his desk for months… sleep deprived, dehydrated.. .. trying to make the perfect dick

the-witchy-nerd

Imagine Soong’s wife coming in the middle of the night while her husband is trying hard to build the perfect dick for his son, with sketches and technical wips over the table and the wall… oh my god

“Honey, why are there a bunch of penis drawings all over the wall?” “They’re for my android son” ….

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Originally posted by diamonds-and-froot

vulcannic

ok guys this is like top secret confidential low key info I’m about to drop on y'all like don’t tell anyone but I had a sex dream last night and it was with odo

the best part about this post are the replies like.. .

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