kirksfattitties

ds9 episode: o’brien gets sucked into a tricorder while trying to fix it and now has to go through multiple 8bit-style boss battles in order to break free or else he’s trapped forever. quark starts selling bloodwine seltzers. worf pretends not to like them but jadzia eventually finds out he’s been lying when he gets a severe case of the hiccups and she has to take him to the infirmary. jake and nog get caught in a pyramid scheme

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dreadshredder

you have to help me julian. please i miss keiko so much and i need physical relief. i won’t tell sisko. please julian it’s only two ribs. just the bottom two i don’t even use them. julian please 

dreadshredder

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so you violated Starfleet Medical rules of conduct, performed an incredibly dangerous surgery on chief o’brien, AND wasted precious time and resources in the middle of a war, so the chief could do WHAT