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i can’t believe 5 year olds are in command of a starship
Based off X post.
●THE REASON WHY THIS HAS BECOME A RULE IS IN CASE OF SUDDEN NUDITY●WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN A RESULT OF JIM AND THE AMOUNT OF TIME ALIENS HAVE MAGICALLY COUGH SORRY SCIENTIFUCALLY ●’STOLEN’ HIS CLOTHES AND LEFT HIM WITHOUT THEM ●SO THE ENTIRE REST OF STARFLEET HAS TO WEAR COLOUR COORDINATED MAKEUP IN CASE THEY ARE CAUGHT IN FLAGRANTE DELICO AND THEY NEED TO BE EASILY●DISTINGUISHABLE. JIM ALMOST GETS ASSASSINATED SEVERAL TIMES BY DISGRUNTLED FLEET MEMBERS ●BONES BEING AMONGST THE FOREMOST OF THEM. CHEKOV’S ACTUALLY REALLY SUITS HIS SKINTONE THOUGH SO HE DOESN’T REALLY MIND. JIM WEARS BLACK CATE ●TO PISS PEOPLE OFF FURTHER AND THEN SUDDENLY A ‘WHOSE MAKEUP IS FANCIEST AND BEST’ COMPETITION SPRINGS UP ON THE ENTERPRISE ●SPOCK WINS DUE TO AN INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF TRADITIONAL VULCAN DESIGN ●WHICH TRANSLATES WELL TO MAKEUP (tags via houndstar)
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
TURBO SHIT
snowybean1234
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
caN WE JUST
Not bad. I guess it is time to break it out in .gif form.
One needs to be lithe on their toes to satisfy Mr ‘Three Continents’ Watson. SH
Yes well while you were stuffing your face like Mycroft ,I managed to get my hands on this little scepter. Time to start my own army with John as my right hand man. Good luck with world domination. SH
YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How…never mind. I’ll fight you with my bare hands, you mortal weakling!
Brother, I noticed this mortal challenging yours and Asgard’s honour and have come to your aid. No need to thank me. Your brother and future king, Thor.
