imagine if scotty changed things around the enterprise like staff changes things around tumblr
one day all of a sudden doors dont open automatically anymore?? jims freaking out but hes like ‘ay sir but no one used ‘em, i’ve got something NEW now’
and he takes jim to the turbolift and now it goes SUPER FRICKIN FAST NOW
and jims like ‘FUCK THATS GREAT WHAT ABOUT THE DOORS???’
i know it’s perfectly possible to be ‘overweight’ and healthy at the same time but, dammit jim, burgers for 4 days in a row is not healthy. try eating a salad every now and then is that really so hard.
on their latest shore leave captain asshat ordered zazzle poetry shirts for everyone on board and burned their starfleet uniforms
Chris and Zach talking about the places they’ve visited for the press tour (x)
kirk i will pay you to sit like a normal person
