i have a friend who always has a boyfriend and i just dont understand and my other friend always has guys crushing on her and idk what is the secret to the other sex it is for science we must know

ask them how do they boys, for science of course, and then report back 2 me asap o k

well its nice to know im not the only girl who feels this way, bc liking boys is dumb but it’s just like ‘oh no boys are hot’ but it’s like what is the secret to getting boyfriends was i sick that day of school or what

ikr like was that explained during school orientation oorrr???? 

idk man the world may never know the secret to boys

i am sorry man, thats hella dumb, stupid boys who always like other girls and ugh i just want to be one of those ‘other’ girls just once and attract one but its hella dumb since they always like someone else ._.

I feel u on a spiritual level

not actually feel u

but like, i feel u

the guy i like’s voice is super sweet and smooth, but heckie i love rough voices and just boy voices ugh and then i cannot attract one why not i just want to hear him call me ‘darling’ or something sweet u feel me

I thrive on the voices of boys. They give me power. But yes I feel u, i just want to attract a boy with a hot boy voice and have them read me the star trek novelizations to me or something. I just want this one boy, but poop man i’m pretty sure he likes this one chick which is heckie deckie dumb

yes, it is like how can u not tell that i am trying to woo you, ask me out and buy me food it’s not that hard but then sometimes its just like ‘no go away boys ew’ but then face and voice and BOYS

i feel u, like wow yes

but omg the guy that I like’s voice is rough-ish, and when he yells at people in band it’s so hawt

fuk u boys, why u gotta be like that

i am sorry, i feel ur pain boys just dont wanna date me as well ._.

boys are hella stupid

but boys are also hella hot 

u feel?