Ok so I was at a wedding where the groom took the bride’s garter off with his teeth and I couldn’t help but think about Julian wearing a garter and garak taking it off with his teeth and I am just……. why am I like this

vulcannic

Working at a public library is fucking WILD let me tell you

Today there was a drunk woman passed out on the floor by the picture books. When she woke up she started crying and swearing and then went back and passed out on the floor again. This is the strangest thing to happen since that kid pooped on the floor!