I think Enterprise should've had an episode like arena where archer gets pitted against another alien in a death combat, but instead of testing his ability to recall his Starfleet chemistry minor like Kirk, the challenge ends up being water based and oh no!!!! the species archers fighting against is secretly amphibious!!!! but in the end archers water polo skills such as treading water and throwing objects while in the water allow him to prevail until the people watching call a draw. they ask him where he learned such magnificent water combat skills and he explains to them the meaning of sportsmanship and teamwork and theyre so astounded at the physical prowess produced from cooperation on this Planet Earth that they let Archer go
We as a society need geordi la forge back now more than ever
"It was Jadzia," "No, it was Georgiou," "No, it was Mariner." 🙄 The first bisexual in Star Trek was the tribbles
b-aelanna
when he’s going to have his first Orb experience
say what you want about garak but at least he worked retail
where would be without those 60s housewives and their gay little kirk/spock fanzines. where would we fucking be
spock IS goth but he doesn’t wear black lipstick in tos because it would become VERY apparent when him and kirk were kissing on duty
but what does ur fave book in high school say about you
gayforyooa
the bell jar: you were depressed in high school and uncomfortable with womanhood
the metamorphosis: you were depressed in high school and uncomfortable with occupying a physical form
the awakening: you wrote poetry in high school and you wouldn’t let anyone see it
all quiet on the western front: you were into the homoerotic bonding and the drama of it all. you’re probably gay
the catcher in the rye: in high school you felt misunderstood and you cried a lot
pride and prejudice: you like romcoms
jane eyre: you have had an unusual love life
the great gatsby: at one point in your life you have had posters of audrey hepburn and marilyn monroe in your bedroom
to kill a mockingbird: you believe that bernie sanders will save this country
brave new world: you are a pretentious libertarian and you fear women
1984: you are a sex-positive liberal
lord of the flies: you are a frat boy
a portrait of the artist as a young man: you love to suffer
the grapes of wrath: your tastes are overly influenced by what your dad thinks is good
of mice and men: you are only saying this book was your favorite because it is the only book you read in high school because it is short