Data Trash™

i’ve gained like 10 followers today and all i did was freak out about my chemistry teacher

#i mean i do that everyday #so #get used to it new followers!!!#hello!!!#friends!!!#i'm feeling a lot better btw #just really tired #text

Anonymous asked:

would you let me pee in your vajay after coital bliss

the fact that you would want to pee in me makes me believe the sex wouldn’t be so blissful or great in the first place.

so no, that’s gross ew w h y

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

#ask #probs tag this nsfw #so #nsfw #Anonymous

i didn’t know Tumnus’ name so i said “goat man from narnia”

#i've never read or watched the chronicles of narnia #so #srry #text #i was telling my sister that chris pine's high school pic looks like him #so yah

I had a dream that jim and spock were playing chess with me and i’m just like i barely know how to play this game. and then jim was trying to kiss me but he accidentally kissed the guy next to me so that’s why you don’t stay up until 3am watching star trek

#amama zi ng gngng #the dream actually started out with me having a sleep over and we were watching 2009 star trek #and then i went into the kitchen and they were there #so #text

i wish i had an accent

#maybe i do but i just don't know it???#im pretty sure people in western mass don't have an accent #???#sorry i just see people reblogging that accent video post and i always wanted to do one.... but i don't have an accent #so #there ya go #text

Today I am going to put on my starfleet shirt, fill my bones mug with some nice pumpkin spice tea, make a little nest ft. cat, and rewatch all of tos movies

#I would livestream but what the fuck even is livestream #like honestly i don't understand how it works #so #plus would anybody even watch?#like srsly how does it work #???????