Transitioning in the star trek universe where they replicate the estrogen right into my raktajino and my holographic AI surgeon whips me up a mathematically perfect hyper vagina over the course of a lunch break which somehow leads to a wacky scenario that threatens to expose 5 ensigns to the vacuum of space
i read statboosts’s comment in Miles O’Brien’s voice in my head and now i’m laughing so hard i’m worried i might fracture a rib
now that cottagecore has gone mainstream, allow me to propose a new interior design aesthetic: odocore
the design principles of odocore are very simple
throwback to when i would get tagged in these all the time but i was too anxious to actually do them :(
tagged by @mindmeld !!!
rules: answer 17 questions and tag 17 people you want to get to know better!
nickname: em
zodiac: taurus (gemini moon & scorpio rising)
height: 5′2
hogwarts house: slytherin
last thing i googled: “rising sign” hcudskgfius because i was like wait is ascendant the same as rising? ? ?? ? im literally that dumb !!!!
song stuck in my head: mmmbop by hanson
following: 649 wow i need to go through and weed im sure 90% of those aren’t active anymore
followers: 8392
amount i sleep: last night i slept for over 12 hours but uuh usually 7-8 ish
lucky numbers: 6
dream job: dont have one
currently wearing: mustard yellow knit sweater, black and white thin striped like??? flowy capris??? and grey socks
favorite songs: some fav songs at the moment: vacation- florist, seabirds- pizzagirl, witchcraft- graveyard club, teenage blue- dreamgirl, 426- hana vu, anything john denver, anything orville peck
favorite instrument: i really dont know what to say for this one fkdjsfk
random fact about me: i snuck my boyfriend, now fiance, into my senior prom and then got suspended for 2 days because of it so we went to the park and had a picnic (some people who have been following me for a long time might remember that lol)
favorite authors: i dont really pay attention to authors 😬 well like i do because i processed library books before quarantine so like i know popular authors i just dont pay attention to the authors im reading lmao
i tag anyone who sees this and wants to do it because i get anxious thinking about tagging anyone okay bye !!!!!
So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now
Ur echo has a crush
