So I’m wearing my Ron Swanson shirt today and my friend in chemistry asked what show the guy on my shirt was from. And I like uh parks & rec and he’s said he never heard of it and I’m like are you kidding me?????? So he asks another kid if he’s heard of the show and then that kid said he never heard of it!! Meanwhile, my chem teacher is listening in on our conversation. And I said “go spend a day and watch it, there’s five seasons on netflix” and my teacher just bursts out laughing because he gets it. Watching five seasons in one day
He understands the lifestyle

#i want to marry him#g o o d b y e#text
9 years ago with 1 note

I don’t really want a relationship, but something more along the lines of a boy with a cute tummy I can poke and cuddle next to, who will rub my back while we watch Star Trek and like casually make out and be happy

So basically a relationship minus all the complicated emotions and stuff

#cuz I ain't about that crazy emotion life#too much of that in my last relationship#i just want somebody who can be around to make me smile and will also kiss me#idk#this is my goodnight thought#text
9 years ago with 9 notes

When I imagine Jim and spock’s bachelor parties I think of that episode of parks & rec. Jim’s would have every penis decoration under the sun with an Abraham Lincoln stripper, and spock’s would be board games

#that's it#text
9 years ago with 4 notes