whispers i’m two away from my next hundred
remember on valentines day when i tried to convince my mom that pacific rim is a love story between two loser scientists and that me and her should watch it in celebration of love
it’s almost 2am now and my earbuds keep falling out and my first thought was to super glue them into my ears
dogs don’t have butt cracks
i was about to go to bed but then karl in eyeliner happened
yes hello life alert i’ve fallen onto karl urban’s dick and i can’t get up
it’s one in the morning and i have no idea what i’m saying anymore but all i know is that all i want to do is punch karl urban in the face
you wear a fedora one time freshman year to a jazz festival and now your band director doesn’t stop mentioning your “festive, awesome hats” in front of the band
literally every single time i even talk to my director he mentions my “awesome hats”
so for the jazz festival this saturday i’m going to buy the most obnoxious hat to wear just to make him so uncomfortable that he feels he has to say he likes it
wait, you have jazz band at one in the morning?
nonononononoo 1pm
it’s almost 1am now
sorry i wasn’t very clear
i have jazz band tomorrow from 1-5 and i think i might pass out holy sh i t