if there’s anything you really need to know about me its that
- i hate stupid hats
- i hate karl urban
- i really hate karl urban in stupid hats
if there’s anything you really need to know about me its that
“G’day ma’am, my name’s Urban, Karl Urban. Do you know if there are any horses ‘bout here ma’am?” [IDK]
nO YO U C AN “T DO THI S TO MEE
im shit at talking to people goo d b y e
i thought my sister was taking me to the mall today so i got dress and put makeup on and i was mid-eyebrow when she walks into my room and says that shes sorry she can’t take me to the mall today and i’m just like

which fic are you reading? c:
Two Men and a Motorbike
like its good, and i’ve been reading it non stop for like three days. And its not like anything crazy happens, but its just the anticipation and all that happens in the first couple of chapters that makes you go “well shit, who knows what could happen in the next 30 chapters” and then everything seems fine and dandy but then you realize oh frickity i’m only halfway through this diddly dang fic. and idk maybe i’m just weird
okay sorry i just had to get that out wow oops but yeah so far 8/10 would recommend if you havent read it, though its mckirk so
i need to shower and i need to get dressed and look pretty and get out of bed and go out and do something and not just sit around all day reading this stupid fic that is putting me on edge for no reason and i just need to dO SOMETHING
this fic is stresSING ME OUT WHAT THE FRICKFUCK
i’ve just felt like shit all day